Yakin’

While trapped in our homes for the past 60 days my family took up a new hobby, kayaking. So once or twice a week we enjoy going to the park, river, or lake and just yakin’, but after a while the same old same old gets a little boring. In total we have four kayaks, two of which are extremely tippy, so this monday we brought the two tippy ones to the good ole Hay River. Now if you have ever been to this river you know that there is cow sh*t floating around in the water everywhere so you do not want to tip in. To make the day intresting we decided to play 500 but instead of kicking the ball and people catching it for points we would throw it into the water and my brothers would paddle to it and fight for the ball.

The first round was harmless….but the second one not so much. My youngest brother Tyler, took a paddle to the mouth with a hard wap after they crashed into eachother trying to grab the ball. Shortly after Tyler decided to use a fishing kayak as a paddleboard. Naturally, we tried to throw the ball at him and knock him into the poop water. Lets just say after many attempts he was hit in the back of the head and flew face first into the cow sh*t water.